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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 10:56:49 GMT -5
Post by Dantin 'n' Kade on Jun 12, 2008 10:56:49 GMT -5
"Since when has Linx taken a catapult hit in general? I'd have to say that we love him in a differant way. I mean, when was the last time the wall pushed itself into you and pleasured you? Like, never I hope..." *Yeah, he hoped. Hopefully Dengoro had never tried to pleasure himself on the fort wall though Dantin wouldn't be all that surprised if he had.*
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:02:00 GMT -5
Post by Linx Exotic on Jun 12, 2008 11:02:00 GMT -5
"Um... Does a carved piece of stone that originally belonged to a battlement count?" There were a few such artifacts in the house. Due to contributions from all of the house members accumulating, there was a chest full of them in the first bedroom by that point. There was no way that they could use them all at once, and Linx would probably end up selling a lot of them– hopefully not saying that they weren't brand new– just to free up new room if it got bad enough. In the meantime, though, Dengoro could use the battlements on himself.
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:05:44 GMT -5
Post by Dantin 'n' Kade on Jun 12, 2008 11:05:44 GMT -5
*Dantin looked over at Dengoro curiously before remembering those.* "Oh yeah, I forgot about those... hmm, I dunno if it does or not. Never actually used one myself... sure, the wall has pleasured you as well." *He said jokingly then started laughing. It seemed that Dengoro was getting pretty good at this making other beasts laugh without trying thing.*
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:08:19 GMT -5
Post by Linx Exotic on Jun 12, 2008 11:08:19 GMT -5
"Forgot about them? There's that huge box in Linx's room full of them. Come on!" Dengoro smiled at nothing in particular, since he couldn't really make good eye contact with his blurred vision. He trudged along the paved path with the air of a prisoner who was happy to be detained, which had its own uniquely subdued but jovial body language to it.
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:16:38 GMT -5
Post by Dantin 'n' Kade on Jun 12, 2008 11:16:38 GMT -5
*Dantin rolled his eyes despite the fact that Dengoro couldn't see it even if he was looking Dantin in the eyes.* "Yeah, well... I forgot about them... I don't pay that much attention to huge random boxes!" *He said and laughed yet again. There were getting somewhat close to the house now, not amazingly farther.*
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:19:49 GMT -5
Post by Linx Exotic on Jun 12, 2008 11:19:49 GMT -5
Dengoro was actually carefully watching his footpaws, as carefully as he could, anyway. He didn't want to trip over something and fall on his face, as if he hadn't been degraded enough in his life. "You don't pay attention to stuff that's in the room you... Sleep in. Right, that totally makes sense, I mean, when you see a big box in your room one day and the toys are all missing, you just ignore it."
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:23:52 GMT -5
Post by Dantin 'n' Kade on Jun 12, 2008 11:23:52 GMT -5
"Hey, no need to get hostile, I'm just saying whats true. Besides, I never used the toys anyways. That's what I've got you and the rest of the guys for." *He said jokingly, trying to lighten the mood. Dengoro just didn't seem to be that happy at the moment, though he did have his reasons for not being happy...*
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:26:56 GMT -5
Post by Linx Exotic on Jun 12, 2008 11:26:56 GMT -5
"Well, I can't see anything, have fun using me. Like a toy," Dengoro added with a hint of irony. "They're fun in their own right, you know... You can do it by yourself or with someone else, even, and they... They're shaped funny... They can do some stuff that bodies can't..." Not all of them, very few, in fact, mimicked actual body parts. Most of them were designed specifically to stimulate one way or another.
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:30:57 GMT -5
Post by Dantin 'n' Kade on Jun 12, 2008 11:30:57 GMT -5
"Well, I was never one for having fun on my own. I like to spread the love around as much as possible." *They were now getting pretty close to the house, as soon as they reached the fort gates, it'd be, like a few steps and then they'd be at the house.*
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:33:16 GMT -5
Post by Linx Exotic on Jun 12, 2008 11:33:16 GMT -5
"I still can't believe you've never been around... Have you ever even used one? Come on!" Rather than going right to the fort gates and abruptly turning, Dengoro took it at an angle. He slowly merged onto the main road rather than making a hard turn later, which did serve to minimize the distance and thus how far he had to walk while in the condition he was in.
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:39:44 GMT -5
Post by Dantin 'n' Kade on Jun 12, 2008 11:39:44 GMT -5
"Of course I've used on." *Dantin said, a tad offended.* "I'm not that thick, it's just that I prefer to have living things get shoved up in there. I didn't say you had to agree with me, just that it was quite true." *And that was pretty much that, they had, by now, reached the door to the house and Dantin pulled out the keys and unlocked both of the locks on the door and opened it, letting Dengoro step inside first.*
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:41:37 GMT -5
Post by Linx Exotic on Jun 12, 2008 11:41:37 GMT -5
"I'd second that if my dad weren't on the list of living things," Dengoro mumbled before heading up to the stairs leading to the house's small porch and tripping on the first one. He wasn't actually hurt, luckily enough, but it was a major blow to what little pride he actually had. The skunk struggled to get up and ungracefully stumbled into the living room.
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:47:10 GMT -5
Post by Dantin 'n' Kade on Jun 12, 2008 11:47:10 GMT -5
*Dantin followed closely behind Dengoro, not wanting him to take another spill like that one.* "Are you ok?" *He asked concernedly, hoping that he was. He shouldn't have let Dengoro go in first and chance him tripping over something, which in the end he did. -Nice going, me...- he thought to himself.*
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:50:30 GMT -5
Post by Linx Exotic on Jun 12, 2008 11:50:30 GMT -5
Dengoro crawled his way to the nearest couch, which he flopped down on like he planned on never getting back up. He reached blindly for his sandals and tugged them off with some effort. "I'm not hurt, if that's what you mean," the skunk sighed dejectedly. "This isn't going well. I cannot... See things right."
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H EZ
Jun 12, 2008 11:53:03 GMT -5
Post by Dantin 'n' Kade on Jun 12, 2008 11:53:03 GMT -5
"Well, that's why we need to get you some glasses. Like, seriously." *He glanced around the room and took a quick peep in the kitchens to see if maybe Linx was down there. As he figured, Linx wasn't.* "I'm gonna go check upstairs to see if Linx is up there, ok?" *He didn't really want to leave Dengoro sitting there without actually letting him know where he'd be going.*
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