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Post by Auric Ashtongue on Oct 21, 2007 0:28:29 GMT -5
He shrugged. "You know what... my father's this fat drunkard. Never get's off his tail except for an easy kill or if he needs to empty his bowels. Never saw him drink anything but wine. Imagine a stinking ball of fur for a father figure. There's a reason I rarely drink. But that doesn't mean I'm not thirsty."
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Post by Linx Exotic on Oct 21, 2007 0:30:14 GMT -5
"Good point..." Linx refrained from looking around in the rubble. He seemed at a lack of something to do. "Well, this is boring."
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Post by Auric Ashtongue on Oct 21, 2007 0:36:31 GMT -5
"Yep. Everyone's dead. Fortunately. in my short experience here so far, there's always another warband over the next horizon. Or Horde. Helloo!!" He had found a familiar looking hat on a dead stoat. "This looks like mine! Except mine had a feather and large hole in it... Spoils of war, mate." The last part was directed at the corpse. "What now?"
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Post by Linx Exotic on Oct 21, 2007 0:38:45 GMT -5
"I dunno..." Linx looked around the smoking wreckage dispassionately. "I wanna get out of here, really... Not much left that we didn't destroy and I'm pretty worn out from all this melee."
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Post by corsair on Oct 21, 2007 0:41:22 GMT -5
Teleports in with magic wand"so whats going on here linx"
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Post by Linx Exotic on Oct 21, 2007 0:41:39 GMT -5
OOC: Magic involved, ignoring.
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Post by Auric Ashtongue on Oct 21, 2007 0:44:49 GMT -5
"I say we stroll into the sunset, our weapons on our shoulders, and look insanely cool."
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Post by Linx Exotic on Oct 21, 2007 0:47:40 GMT -5
"You bet. ...Wait, it's the middle of the day," Linx realized. "...Oh, well." He picked up his CAR and rested it on his shoulder, striking a cool-looking pose for a few seconds. "Good considering the time of day..."
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Post by corsair on Oct 21, 2007 0:49:54 GMT -5
Teleports out.
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Post by Auric Ashtongue on Oct 21, 2007 1:01:59 GMT -5
"Very captainly. Try this." He tipped the barrel over, picked up the fire launcher, drew his scimitar, rested his foot on the barrel, pointed his scimitar at the sky, the new toy pointed ahead, and on his face he added a look that suggested he was declaring war on Mossflower.
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Post by Linx Exotic on Oct 21, 2007 1:07:19 GMT -5
"Thus you look like a tyrant." Archon wordlessly requested and took Linx's CAR while grabbing his rifle with his left paw. He pointed them both towards the ground near him while flexing his pectoral and tricep muscles to make it look as if he were absorbing some serious recoil.
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Post by Auric Ashtongue on Oct 21, 2007 1:18:17 GMT -5
"If I had a boat and crew, you'd see an example of sheer intimidating glory... anyway, we might as well leave. There's nothing here for us anymore..." He took off the eyepatch and put it in a coat pocket.
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Post by corsair on Oct 21, 2007 1:19:36 GMT -5
Clone teleports in to say"mwhahahahaha" teleports out
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Post by Linx Exotic on Oct 21, 2007 1:21:02 GMT -5
"You're right. Let's go," Archon sighed as he turned the CAR over to Linx and shouldered his rifle. "The CAR still looks impressive."
Linx smiled warmly at this comment. "That one meant more for some reason. Thanks a lot."
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Post by Auric Ashtongue on Oct 21, 2007 1:24:28 GMT -5
"I think I prefer this one more." He rested the fire launcher on his shoulder. "The havoc it casuses lasts quite a bit after you fire. Longer lasting fun."
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